What is a golfer's favorite bird?
They aren't picky, any birdie will do.
A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A classmate and I were walking past a poster in our school hallway.
It featured a photo of Einstein with the words “Even Einstein reads books.”
My friend was amazed: “I didn’t know Einstein’s first name was Even.”
I may not be around in 2084...
But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!