The Cajun menu offered a vast fish selection: Blackened redfish, orange roughy, pink salmon, browned yellowtail...
Yet with a carefree, colorblind cook, we all ended up with Rainbow trout.
Sometimes I feel like my life is a movie.
I can’t complain, it’s a wonderful life.
Besides I’m still here, it’s not like I’m gone with the wind.
My friends tiny Pomapoo named Victory always goes after my shoe laces when I sit on her sofa.
You might say I’m forced to snatch de' feet from the jaws of victory.
I think my son is a serious hockey fan.
I told him I was going to the restroom and he asked, "A two-minute minor or a five-minute major?"