Latest Jokes

A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week...

Actually it was more of a Spell Check.

My sister told me to take the spider out instead of killing him......

So we went in a bar, had a few beers, it was fun.. it turns out he was a web designer.

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U-R-A-BUS!

Her: Could you loan me ten dollars please?

Him: What did you say?

Her (a bit louder): Could you loan me twenty dollars please?

Him: I thought you asked for ten!