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Why was a new born puppy mad at his mother?

He felt that she gave him a licking for no reason.

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posted by "Marty" |
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Do you suffer from anxiety that a stranger may be hiding in your room?

You're not alone.

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posted by "aod318" |
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I recently came into a lot of money...

and that's why I got fired from the bank.

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Father to his daughter: “Your date's mother called and said you pepper sprayed her son. I just gave you that pepper spray, what happened?”

Daughter: “Well, we were having dinner and I was looking at the spray container and it said USE BY 6/25 and today is June 25th, I guess I panicked.”

Father: “That would be June 2025 dear.”

Daughter: “Oh.”

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