Latest Jokes

The bank manager told me they were not going to pay any dividends on my savings account.

I said, “Okay, you’ve got my interest.”

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."

The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"

"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

Name a book that made you cry?

Algebra.

Just spoke with Bill Withers.

I told him his song "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.

He responded, "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know"