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All my life I thought air was free…

Until I bought a bag of chips.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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He who drinks a fifth on the fourth...

May not be able to go forth on the fifth!

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away... "Hello! We're down here..."

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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Teacher: Why are you late?

Little Johnny: There was an old man that lost a hundred dollar bill.

Teacher: Were you helping him search for it? How nice of you.

Little Johnny: Actually I was sitting on it, waiting for him to give up searching and leave.

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |