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What do you call an all male, mathematics school?

A Man-U-fractioning facility.

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posted by "Mahovy" |
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Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bags,

Please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots, Please no gray,

As for my belly, Please take it away.

Keep me healthy, Keep me young,

And thank you Lord, For all you've done.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Me: Could you pass me the Washington Shire sauce?

Her: The what?

Me: The Westminster Shore sauce.

Her: Are you feeling alright?

Me: The Warcaster Shiner sauce... you know the one I mean!

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posted by "RMHawaii" |
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I had a job offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the interview on business class.

During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in an airsickness courtesy bag.

After the plane landed, I got up to leave and a flight attendant approached me if I wanted her to dispose of the bag.

I said, "No thanks, I'm saving it for my kids."

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posted by "wadejagz" |