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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

Because it was their doo-dy!

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posted by "pabob45" |
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"

"Ninety eight," she replied, "two years older than me."

"So you're 96?" the undertaker commented.

She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"

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Dean of Students: "And where have you been for the last week?"

Student: "Stop me if you've heard this one..."

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Your shadow is confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the last few feet thanks to you.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |