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Little Johnny's school cook prided herself on the healthy meals she provided with lots of vegetables and fruits.

One day when the power failed, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches.

Upon filling up his plate, Little Johnny's comment was, "Finally, a home-cooked meal!"

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

I think the rap world may be shrinking...

It used to be The Notorious B.I.G., Big Pun, Big Daddy Kane, and a big list of others...

Now it is Lil Wayne, Lil Bow Wow, Lil Kim and a long little list of other littles.

3 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "JCVD" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

Tim: Down at the bus stop, everyone is hunting for a few quarters someone dropped?

Tom: I suppose you were looking around too.

Tim: No, I was just standing there with my foot on the quarters.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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There was a lawyer who was a big U2 fan...

Yeah, he was pro-Bono!

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posted by "JCVD" |