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Never On Time
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Passenger: What good is your timetable, the trains are never on time!

Conductor: And how would you know they were late if it wasn’t for the timetable?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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Burning Calories
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Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Like the Moon
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Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon.

Teacher: Wow! What a choice...Do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?

Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.

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CATEGORY Little Johnny Jokes
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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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They Say I'm Condescending
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People say I'm condescending...

That means I talk down to people.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "CASEY" |