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Wayne, who has been impatiently waiting for a friend: "Where have you been all afternoon?"

Friend: "I just saw the movie 'Henry the Sixteenth'."

Wayne: "You mean 'Henry the Eight', where did you get 'Henry the Sixteenth'?"

Friend: "I sat through it twice."

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posted by "Everleigh" |
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One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?"

"No, this is 555-1112." Jeff replied.

"Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you," the woman said.

"That's alright," Jeff said. "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."

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posted by "merk" |
$6.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: Little Johnny, if one and one make two, and two and two makes four, how much does four and four make?

Little Johnny: That isn’t fair, teacher. You answer the easy ones yourself and leave the hard ones for us.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

My kids are like inmates at a jail...

They eat for free, they claim they are innocent, and they don’t like the warden.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |