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I had the rudest, slowest, and nastiest cashier today...

That’s the last time I use the self checkout lane!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Little Johnny was spending a week on his Uncle Pete's farm and was helping with the chores. One day he was helping the farm hands to spread out a stack of hay to dry out.

Finally Little Johnny could contain his curiosity no longer so he asked, as he was wiping his brow, "Uncle Pete, is it a needle in a haystack we're looking for?"

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Drill Sergeant (speaking to new recruit having difficulty): "What was your occupation before enlisting in the army?"

Recruit: "Traveling salesman, sir."

Drill Sergeant: "Stick around, you'll get plenty of orders around here!"

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
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posted by "maryjones" |
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Can you please stop asking Santa for the perfect woman???

I almost got kidnapped 3 times today!!!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
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posted by "Chloe2015" |