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Favorite this joke A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
There was a big sign posted... "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I had a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."
8th Place
won
$7.00
How do you get the farmer’s daughter to fall in love with you?
A tractor.
10th Place
won
$5.00
"Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars."
"That's nothing, last week a fur got in my wife's eye and it cost me five hundred dollars."
After a round of golf two guys, one a newlywed, were at the 19th hole talking about the recent marriage.
First golfer: "You say you are your wife's third husband?"
Newlywed: "No, I am her fourth husband."
First golfer: "Heavens man, you are not a husband, you are a habit."
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