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Ernie: The national sport in Spain is bull fighting and in England it’s cricket.

Bernie: I’d rather play in England.

Ernie: Why do you say that?

Bernie: It’s easier to fight crickets.

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"

Me: "Certainly, what width?"

Customer (confused and slightly annoyed): "Scissors?"

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posted by "merk" |
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My GPS just told me to turn around...

Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...

... and as you can see, they were Wright.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "ELECTION " |