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Why did James Bond have gray hair?

Because he had no time to dye.

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David called his son-in-law Mike on their third marriage anniversary to congratulate them. As Mike picked up the phone, David said, "Congratulations Mike, on your marriage anniversary! What are you doing?"

With a heavy sigh, Mike replied, "Tolerating, Sir."

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posted by "APURBA" |
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That some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I can't put into words.

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posted by "Peter P." |
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Don't argue with an idiot...

People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |