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There's only one reason I would take up walking again...

So that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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When you die, which part of your body is LAST to die?

Your eyes... they dilate!

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posted by "Zach" |
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Santa Claus has the right idea...

Visit people only once a year.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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As a new school principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day.

Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been at previously had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox.

Cautiously, he asked the school's long time custodian, "Do you think it's wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?"

The Custodian looked at him gravely... "We trust them with the children, don't we?"

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "merk" |