Latest Jokes

$15.00 won 9 votes

I asked my doctor today how long he thought this COVID thing will last...

He said, “How should I know, I’m a doctor not a politician.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

A grandfather bought a hobby-horse by mail order as a Christmas present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces.

The instructions said that it could be put together in an hour; however, it took the old man two days to assemble the toy.

Finally, when it was all put together, he wrote a check, cut it into 189 pieces and mailed it to the company.

5 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
10 votes

"Oh doctor, something is the matter with me, but I don't know what. I feel terrible, but I don't know how. And I have the most awful pain, but I don't know where."

The doctor replied, "Well, I will prescribe something for you, but I don't know what. You will use it for three days, but I don't know how. It will cure you, but I don't know when."

10 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
$50.00 won 11 votes

A family known for being extremely frugal was blessed with twin girls. Around three months a neighbor suggested that they have their pictures taken. The father thought this was a good ideal and the next time he saw the neighbor he showed him a photograph.

"This is a fine picture" said the neighbor. "But this is a picture of one of the girls. Where is the other one?"

"Well," said the father, "when we got to the photographer's, the good wife and I decided that since the twins look exactly alike, one picture would do for both of them."

11 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Benjones" |