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Favorite this joke I got my COVID test today, it says 50.
What does that mean?
Also, my IQ test came back positive.
My son and I were sat in the city centre, waiting for my wife to come out of this high-end shoe store, and we were absolutely bored to tears.
Then all the sudden, the entire Royal Ballet came out of nowhere and put on a completely impromptu dance performance!
We were still absolutely bored to tears.
Why do archaeologists get all the girls?
Because they have the best dating techniques.
The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count to fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.
Next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly.
Suddenly the whole class shouted: "Ninety eight, ninety-nine, one hundred... Your coat's on fire, sir!"
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