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Favorite this joke Somebody told me that echoes repeat everything back...
Where have I heard that before?
A researcher claims he has perfected a cure for deafness.
Now I’ve heard everything.
My wife just sent me a strange text message.
"There's a man on the bus next to me who keeps farting."
I replied, "That's okay. At least he isn't on your bus."
A team leader of the Police Unit directed officers to strategic positions around a building late one night. It was believed a dangerous suspect was hiding out within the area.
Believing the culprit to be on the roof, the lead decided to have an officer shine his flash-light in that direction.
At just the right moment, he whispered, "Okay, throw a light on the roof."
The officer hurled his flashlight to the top of the building.
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