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10 Christian Truths...

1. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until you try to sit in their pews.

2. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

3. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

4. The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

5. People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

6. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

7. Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

8. The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."

9. If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

10. Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees.

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posted by "merk" |
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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous...

I see a few new faces here this week, and I must say, I am very disappointed.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Due to recent cutbacks...

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Amazon is approved for drone delivery...

Which means we now have skeet shooting with prizes.

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posted by "wadejagz" |