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Restaurant Etiquette
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A customer sat down at a table in a smart restaurant and tied a napkin around his neck. The scandalized manager called a waiter and instructed him, "Try to make him understand, as tactfully as possible, that that's not done."

Said the thoughtful waiter to the customer: "Pardon me, sir, shave or haircut?"

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Nobody Tells Me What To Do
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I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."

Then I said: "Turn left here."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Two Structures
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like well, damn.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Impersonating A Politician
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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |