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$7.00 won 6 votes

I’ve started growing herbs in my garden.

To help identify them I’m growing them in alphabetical order.

My neighbour asked me, “How do you find the time?”

I said, “Easy, it’s right here next to the sage.”

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
3 votes

Yo momma's glasses are so thick...

When she looks at a map she sees people waving.

3 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "seats" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

The phone rang. It was a salesman from a mortgage refinance company. "Do you have a second mortgage on your home?"

"No," I replied.

"Would you like to consolidate all your debts?"

"I really don't have any," I said.

"How about freeing up cash for home improvements?" he tried.

"I don't need any. I just recently had some done and paid cash," I parried.

There was a brief silence, and then he asked, "Are you looking for a husband?"

3 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "HENNE" |
$6.00 won 6 votes

Sam: Do you know the difference between a guest towel and toilet paper?

Bob: No...

Sam: In that case, don't use our bathroom.

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Michael Christophe" |