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I called into my crappy job last week and said that I was sick.

My boss asked me what was wrong, and I said that I had something wrong with my eyes.

When asked to elaborate, I said that I couldn't see myself coming into work today.

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posted by "Peter P." |
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Anyone who says marriage is an equal partnership is talking utter bollocks.

I gave up my mates, my motorbike, drinking, drugs, gambling...

All she gave up was sex.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake?

Everyone said it was his fault.

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posted by "Marty" |