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Research shows that men, on average, speak about 10,000 words per day, and women speak about 40,000.

What the research doesn’t tell you is that it’s not that women are actually saying four times as much, they just have to repeat everything that many times because men don’t listen.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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Last night, my wife and I watched two movies back to back.

Fortunately for me, I was the one who was facing the television.

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posted by "Peter P." |
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I've pursued riches all my life...

My only regret is that I didn't catch any.

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posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he'd have to wait an additional three hours in the airport.

"How come?" his nephew asked.

"My plane has been grounded," Brendan explained.

"Grounded?" the little boy said. "I didn't know planes had parents."

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posted by "merk" |