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$5.00 won 6 votes

A man went to his doctor and said, "Help me, doctor. I think my eyesight is getting worse."

The doctor asked the man to look out the window. "Tell me what you see," he said, pointing.

"I see the sun," the man replied.

The doctor turned to him and asked, "Just how much farther do you want to see?"

6 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
4 votes
 

I took my daughter to the dentist for a checkup. After a thorough examination, the dentist told her she needed a filling.

After removing the cavity, the dentist asked her what kind of filling would she like.

She replied, "Chocolate, please."

4 votes

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

There is a guy stealing iPhones around town...

At some point he’s going to face time!

9 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 11 votes

A man walks into the grocery store and ask to speak to the manager about buying all the rotten eggs.

"What do you want with all the rotten eggs?" the manager asks. "Are you going to see the new comedian at the theater tonight?"

"Sh-sh-sh!" hissed the buyer nervously. "I am the new comedian."

11 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |