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I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do."

Then I said: "Turn left here."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like well, damn.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Why is a diet called a "diet"?

Because all the other 4-letter words were taken.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |