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$15.00 won 3 votes

While I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband.

When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs.

"I don't know his size," she said, "but my hands fit PERFECTLY around his neck."

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

Five year old Little Frankie got a new pair of shoes. His father said, "Frankie you can't get in the mud puddles with these new shoes."

Frankie's father watches as Frankie bounds out the front door, goes to the nearest large mud puddle and stomps in many times. Frankie runs back into the house with a grin from ear to ear proclaiming, "Oh yes, you can!"

1 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
1 votes

What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense?

"But wait... there's myrrh!"

1 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask.

It hides the perpetual look of annoyance I have for most people.

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |