Two young boys named Dexter and Billy were sitting on a river bank talking and fishing.
Dexter: "Presidents have defining moments. Some of their statements are remembered by history for all time. Franklin Roosevelt said, 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' When people are impressed by a president's words they repeat it and in time many become iconic quotes."
Billy: "Come on man, your pulling my leg."
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