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Favorite this joke Psychiatrist: "I have good news, Mr. Branson, after our sessions together, I've discovered that you absolutely do not have an inferiority complex."
Mr. Branson: "Oh, that's wonderful, doc! How did you find out?"
Psychiatrist: "I've come to the conclusion that you, are actually inferior."
The snowman decided he had to go to the barber to get all his icicles cut off.
He was tired of having frosted flakes.
My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character.
You should've seen the Luke on his face!
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- Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
- When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
- My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
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