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He tells the clerk that he wants a dog.

The clerk asks, "What kind of demeanor do you want the dog to have?"

The man says, "I'm looking for a guard dog, demeanor the better!"

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If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your Donkey,

Would you be stoned off your ass?

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I have so much debt...

I can start a government.

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Doctor (complacently): "You cough more easily this morning."

Patient (querulously): "I should, I've been practicing all night."

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