Diner: "Pardon me, waiter, but what kind of pie it is?"
Waiter: "What does it taste like?"
Diner: "I don't know."
Waiter: "Then what's the difference?"
Optometrist: "Now remember, you'll need to wear your new glasses all the time, even at work."
Patient: "Oh, that might be kind of tricky, I'm a boxer."
I think I may need professional help...
A chef, a butler, and a maid should do it.
The key to happiness is low expectations.
Lower, nope lower.
Keeeeeep going...