A teacher was helping her young fourth graders with an assignment.
Reading over John's papers she read:
Mother's name: Mary Applegate
Relationship to the person above: It's good.
Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds...
But instead I'm going to run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.
Fun Fact!!!
Did you know that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome?
Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.
Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking shop.
"I operated on Mr. Lee the other day," said the surgeon.
"What for?" asked his colleague.
"About $17,000."
"What did he have?"
"Oh, about $17,000."