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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"

Only one hand shot up.

"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher.

"'Unlawful' is when you do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is an eagle that's sick."

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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary!

I said, “Mark, my words!”

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Your jokes are so old and stale...

If they had a sale by date, it would be roman numerals!

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