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He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!
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"Mother, how much do people pay per pound for babies?"
"Babies are not sold by the pound, darling."
"Then why do they always weigh them as soon as they are born?"
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A husband takes his wife into an i-Phone store to get her whatever she wants. They check out computers, electronic tables, portable music players, and electronic watches.
The wife is so overwhelmed by all the store has to offer, she let's her husband know that she can't make a decision and will have to sleep on it.
The next day, the husband asks his wife what she wants and she says, "I think I want an Apple!"
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime.
Instead of making any official requests to the tower he said, "Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess where?"
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