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My sister told me to take the spider out instead of killing him......

So we went in a bar, had a few beers, it was fun.. it turns out he was a web designer.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$50.00 won 4 votes

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U-R-A-BUS!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Her: Could you loan me ten dollars please?

Him: What did you say?

Her (a bit louder): Could you loan me twenty dollars please?

Him: I thought you asked for ten!

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posted by "Jachinok" |
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I haven't sold any copies of my autobiography...

That's the story of my life.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Peter P." |