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While shopping at the mall, my husband and I became separated. I went out to the car, but realized I didn't have the keys. I went back into the store where we'd been to look for him.

The woman in charge of the carts smiled knowingly. "Finished before your husband I see," she said. "Well, I have three men waiting over there on the bench... take one. It should all work out even at the end of the day."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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The young bullfrog, full of himself, went off to find a wife. He met a cute female porcupine, and quickly fell in love with her.

He told his father about his love, and his father was appalled! "Why would you want to marry a porcupine," he asked, bewildered.

"Well," said the young frog, "the elephant wouldn't have me."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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posted by "Jerfie" |
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What do you call a scary hardware store?

Harbor Fright!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Phillip.

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!

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posted by "aod318" |