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3,027 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad...

It's 5050!

Diner: "Did you hear about that rooster they discovered in Tibet that actually lays eggs??"

Waitress: "No way! A rooster that lays eggs up by Katmandu?"

Diner: "Yep - he now goes by the name of 'Himalayin'..."

+ It's a good thing you came in today. It's the last one we have.

+ You made it yourself? I would have never guessed.

+ Go ahead and tell me, I won't tell another soul.

+ It's delicious but I can't eat another bite.

+ The doctor will call you right back.

+ You don't look a day over 50.

+ Your baby is just beautiful.

+ Put the map away. I know where we're at.

+ Having a great time. Wish you were here!

I used to think drinking was bad for me.

So I gave up thinking.