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After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump training.

"Well," he said, "it's three weeks long."

"What else?" I asked.

"The first week they separate the men from the boys," he said. "The second week, they separate the men from the fools."

"And the third week?" I asked.

"The third week, the fools jump."

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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Dr Frankenstein: "Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50% glue and 50% aspirin."

Igor: "But what's it for?"

Dr Frankenstein: "For monsters with splitting headaches."

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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My neighbor, she’s single. She’s single, shapely, beautiful, and she lives right across the street.

I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, ”I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have fun tonight. Are you doing anything?”

I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free!”

“Great” she said. ”Can you watch my dog?”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
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What is tact?

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |