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Favorite this joke Sherlock Holmes was carrying a box of lemons and placed it on Watson’s table.
Watson: Where did you get all those lemons?
Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree.
Two guys sitting at the bar were talking.
The first one said, "Last week when I left here a car pulled out in front of me and caused an accident but the officer took me to jail."
The other guy at the bar replied, "That's too bad you were blamed. I think some cops are bias if you've been drinking. Let me see that ticket."
The first guy handed it over. The other guy looked it over and said, "Wow, this cop very bias and he's lying too... he's claiming you hit a parked car."
My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain management during childbirth. Her doctor asked her at which stage of labor she wanted the epidural administered.
Her response: "Just meet me in the parking lot!"
"Somehow I can't get Jack to propose."
"Can't you give him a hint in some way?"
"I do. Every time he lights my cigarette, I blow smoke-rings toward him."
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