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My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet."

I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant.

For almost a year we've been having this discussion.

ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.

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There are no canaries in the Canary Islands.

And in the Virgin Islands...

Well, there are no canaries there either.

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I wanted to come up with a "Joke of the day" about eggs.

So, I grabbed a carton of a dozen eggs, opened it and several were broken.

I guess the yoke is on me now.

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posted by "Mr" |

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A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.

One Sunday he announced, "Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Farmer Condill's henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord. The Lord doesn't want money from a thief!"

The collection plate was passed around and for the first time in months everybody gave.

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posted by "merk" |