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I’m 30 years older than my wife. When she was born I was thirty times older than she.

When I was 40 she was 10 making me four times older.

When she was 20 years old I was 50 making me only 2.5 times older.

Last year when we married, she was 30 and I was 60, making me twice her age.

I figure before long we’ll be the same age...

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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The only time the world beats a path to your door...

Is when you're in the bathroom!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What's E.T. short for?

So he can fit in the spaceship.

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CATEGORY Scifi Jokes
posted by "detour00" |
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The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and kissed her.

She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said, "but I'm not that kind!"

"Actually, I've never tried to kiss a model before," he protested.

"Really?" she said, softening. "Well, how many models have there been?"

"Four so far," he replied, thinking back. "A jug, two apples and a vase."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |