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When I worked in the post office, a lady barged in and started complaining that she’d got home to find a note from the postman – he’d tried to deliver a package but nobody was in.

“My husband was home all day!” she fumed.

After I gave her the package, she said, “Oh, I’m so excited – it’s my husband’s new hearing aid!”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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When a teacher asked my six-year-old nephew why his handwriting wasn't as neat as usual, he responded, "I'm trying a new font."

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posted by "Clown" |
$10.00 won 12 votes

Steve met the family doctor on the street.

"I hear your wife has gone to Palm Beach for her health," began the doctor. "What did she have?"

"Eight hundred dollars her father gave her," answered Steve.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$25.00 won 13 votes

"What would be the first thing you'd do if you had hydrophobia?" one resident doctor ask another.

"I'd ask for a pencil and paper," replied the other doctor.

"To make your last will?"

"No, to make a list of the people I want to bite."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "maryjones" |