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Pole from England
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I was introduced to a new guy at work. I said, "What’s your name?"

“Pole.”

"Your parents named you pole?“

"Yes.”

So I kept calling him Pole. At the end of the day another co-worker asked me, “Why are you calling him that?" So I explained why.

My co-worker just looked at me... "He’s from England. His name is Paul!

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posted by "Semiulingam" |
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Elephant in Sneakers
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Grandson: Why did the elephant where red sneakers?

Me: I don't know.

Grandson: So he could hide in the cherry tree. Did you ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?

Me: No.

Grandson: See, it works.

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posted by "Grampy" |
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Plaster Bottles
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Murphy: "What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers, and plastic bottles?"

Liam: "What?"

Murphy: “Wee-cyclers!”

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Noble Assembly
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Just saw where the CEO of IKEA was elected President of Sweden.

It’s the first time a president ever needed an Allen wrench to assemble his cabinet.

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posted by "wadejagz" |