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Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard.

"Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a 'K' in the front?"

After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"

Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!

Q. What happened after the two bullets got married?
A. They had a little BB!

Q. What’s a mouse's favorite game?
A. Hide and squeak!!!