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Favorite this joke Working in an ophthalmology practice that specializes in LASIK surgery, I am expected to comfort nervous patients. But prior to one operation, the patient was so nervous she was actually shaking.
Nothing I said to her would comfort her so after the doctor finished on the first eye and before he began on the second I wanted her to know the surgery was going well.
"There," I said, patting her hand reassuringly, "now you only have one eye left."
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
Now I'm homeless.
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$25.00
One minute you're young and fun...
The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.
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What did the former boxer-turned-barista ask his patrons?
"Ya want one lump or two???"
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