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I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”

"Hard drive?" he asked.

"No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop."

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.

He said, "Sure, knock yourself out!"

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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In other news, the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6...

One of them isn’t Happy!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
2 votes

A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.

The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says, "What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?

The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath."

2 votes

posted by "Merkv814" |