Latest Jokes

Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven

Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
A A milk truck.

A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender said, " I was talking to the pig"

Horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks..."Hey buddie, whats with the LONG face"...