Latest Jokes

Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Little Tim, a 5 year old called 911 and very softly said: "hello”. Officer Pam asked: are your parents there? Little Tim answered: "yes, their busy", the police, the fire department are here and they are busy”
Officer Pam said, so son your telling me that the police, fire department, and your parents are there and they are all busy?
Little Tim: "yes"
Officer Pam: What are they all doing
Little Tim: "Looking for me"

Q: What do you call 144 blondes?
A: Gross ignorance.

Q. How do you know when a woman is going to say something smart?
A. It will start with "He said..."