Latest Jokes

Q:HOW DO YOU MAKE A TISSUE DANCE?
A:PUT A LITTLE BOOGI IN IT

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."

Confusius say,boy who brings ladder to school must be in High School.

Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling crummy!