Latest Jokes

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Go up a tree and act like a nut.

Q:What Does A Cannibal Call A Phone Book?
A:A Menu For Delivery

A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said:
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays."

Confusius say,man who lives in glass house must dress in basement.