Latest Jokes

A ghost walks into a bar at midnight, and asks the bartender for a Whisky.
The bartender says " Sorry we don't serve spirits after 11"

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
A. Dam!

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal?
A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

One day a boy asked his grandpa "grandpa make a frog sound"
The grandfather asked why?
The boy said, "Grandma says when you croak we are going to Hawaii”