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I’m writing a book in fifth person...

So every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody…”

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A teacher says, "Spit out your gum!" while a train goes, "Choo, choo, choo!"

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posted by "Frank C. Mitchell" |
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I went a wise man the other day for advice and he said, "He who knows and knows he knows, knows not. He who knows not and knows he knows not, knows."

I don't know who's going to do my taxes next year, but I know it won't be him again.

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posted by "aod318" |
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"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"

"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."

The mother said, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."

"Thanks, Mom," the boy replied. "But my aim is much better than yours."

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |