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This man goes to the bakery and asks the woman for $100.00 of white bread. The sales woman tells him that it's going to get hard. “So he asks for $2,000 worth” .

Confusius say,"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?
A: No one knows, it's never been done.

Q. Why are fish so smart?

A. Because there always in schools......