Latest Jokes

Q: How do Eskimos have babies?

A: They keep on rubbing their noses together until the little boogers come out.

Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice?

A. Polaroids!

Q. What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
A. Don’t look now am changing!

An elderly lady was sitting in a restaurant crying silently with tears collecting in a bowl of soup. Noticing this, the waiter walked over to her and politely said,"Lady that soup don't need no more salt".