Latest Jokes

When a man with nine children was asked how he handled illness among his children, he said, "When the first born coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When the last one swallowed a quarter, I told him that it was coming out of his allowance!"

Q: What do college students and deer have in common?
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Girl: "You remind me of the sea."

Boy: "Why? Because I'm so wild and romantic?"

Girl: "No, because you make me sick."

Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice?

A. Polaroids!