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A little boy found the old family Bible and started thumbing through the pages. As he was turning the yellowed pages, a pressed tree leaf fell out.

He exclaimed, "Hey, this must be where Adam and Eve left their clothes!"

The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drinking. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs.

"Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go.

"I'm afraid I can't promise that, sir," said the released man.

"And why not?"

"Because I'm the barman at your regular pub."

At the doctor's waiting room a man was sitting opposite a mother and her little daughter.

He asks the little girl, "Hi there, and how old are you?"

The little girl showed him 4 fingers to indicate she is 4 years old.

The man says, "That is nice, but can't you talk?"

The little girl replies, "Yes I can, but can't you count?"