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I love my job, I love the pay.
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss; he is the best.
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location.
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And the paper that piles up every day.

I love my chair in my padded cell.
There's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers.
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it don't care.
I love each program and every file,
I try to understand once in a while.

I'm happy to be here, I am, I am;
I'm the happiest slave of my Uncle Sam.
I love this work; I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job-I'll say it again.
I even love these friendly men,
These men who've come to visit today
In lovely white coats to take me away.

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posted by "merk" |
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How do you get into the School of Rock?

How else, you rock enroll.

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Me: How much are tickets?

Ticketmaster: They’re $55 each.

Me: Ok I’ll take two.

TM: Great that’ll be $847.83.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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A man asked me for a dollar.

I told him I only carry big bills.

He said give him one of those.

So I gave him my electric bill.

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |