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A young lawyer is working late one night when his door opens and in walks Satan himself.

“I have an offer,” says Satan. “If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll make you a full partner in your firm.”

The lawyer stares icily at the devil for a full minute before demanding, “So what’s the catch?”

6 votes

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

Fred: What is the name of your dog?

Betty: Ginger.

Fred: Does Ginger bite?

Betty: No, but Ginger snaps.

5 votes

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

Barney: I have a three-season bed.

Wilma: What is a three-season bed?

Barney: One without a spring.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes
 

Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand.

Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand."

"Good," my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!"

2 votes

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posted by "Merkv814" |