Latest Jokes

Son: "Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!"

Dad: "Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed."

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies...

For example, on The Sims, you can have a house with only ONE job!

How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Don’t know yet, they keep getting electrocuted.

- Fell out of the family tree.

- Forgot to pay his brain bill.

- Goes surfing in Nebraska.

- Golf bag doesn't have a full set of irons.

- Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.

- He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.