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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.

The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

And they respond: "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja."

My wife texted me “I love u”.

I said that’s my favorite letter, too.

Car Dealer: "This car had just one careful owner."

Buyer: "But look at it, it's a wreck!"

Car dealer: "Well yes, you see, the other seven owners weren't quite as careful."

I started reading a long article on how AI will change out lives.

Creating essays, songs, editing photos... quite amazing.

I made it halfway through the article, thinking to myself, "I still don't understand what this guy Al has to do with this."