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Me: "My wife is always forgetting to turn off the flashlight on her cell phone."

Friend: "I bet that’s annoying?"

Me: "Not so. When she walks in, I get to say, 'She really lights up the room.'”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
$7.00 won 1 votes

If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?

Answer: Away!

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Wano U" |
1 votes

1. Dial 911 immediately.

2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3. You mean there's something else to do?

4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5. Work.

6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

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CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "merk" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon...

It never really took off.

4 votes

posted by "nerdasaurus" |