It was my wedding day, and no one was happier than my 78-year-old mother.
But as she approached the church doors, an usher asked, “Which side are you on?”
“Oh, no,” she said. “Are they fighting already?”
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.
Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?
A faux pa.
Bobby: My big brother got a six week coffee break.
Billy: How does that work?
Bobby: He tripped over a fifty pound bag off coffee at work and broke his arm.