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It was my wedding day, and no one was happier than my 78-year-old mother.

But as she approached the church doors, an usher asked, “Which side are you on?”

“Oh, no,” she said. “Are they fighting already?”

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.

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posted by "merk" |
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What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?

A faux pa.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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Bobby: My big brother got a six week coffee break.

Billy: How does that work?

Bobby: He tripped over a fifty pound bag off coffee at work and broke his arm.

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posted by "Marty" |