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Favorite this joke A report says high school students aren't very good with American history.
On a recent test, a majority of seniors thought Lincoln's Gettysburg address was 'ALincoln@gettysburg.com'.
The boss says, "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"
The employee replies, "That it's only Wednesday?"
Last year for Christmas I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier...
I thought I would put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
You know it's just too hot when...
1. Fireflies are asking you to put them out.
2. Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
3. Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
4. Your sweatpants are sweating and you're not even wearing them!
5. The thermometer resigned.
6. The National Weather Service says its too hot to declare a heat advisory.
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