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Walking can add minutes to your life!

This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A senior citizen was showing off a new car he had bought to his grandson.

"Let's go for a spin," he told the youngster.

The old man pulled out of his driveway and placed his fingers above the top of the steering wheel, controlling it only with his thumbs pressed against the lower edge of the wheel.

"That's weird," the grandpa said, "I still don't hear anything."

"What are you talking about?" the grandson asked.

"The car salesman said I could hear lots of different kinds of music if I used a thumb drive."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
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The kids were coming into class and sitting down, they were discussing MONEY, talking about where currency was made. Billy said, "At the mint."

Frank piped up, and said, "No, that is where coins are made."

Janie had the best answer, though. She said, "Money is made at the ATM. hat's what the letters stand for... All The Money!"

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Jerfie" |
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Why were the horses so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "greens52" |