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You know it's just too hot when...

1. Fireflies are asking you to put them out.

2. Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

3. Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

4. Your sweatpants are sweating and you're not even wearing them!

5. The thermometer resigned.

6. The National Weather Service says its too hot to declare a heat advisory.

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posted by "aod318" |
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The boss asked Mark to start the presentation with a joke.

He shared his paycheck as the first slide.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Which ant smells the best?


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posted by "L. Hatch" |
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Our 15-year-old daughter, Melanie, had to write a report for school about World War II, specifically D-Day and the invasion of Normandy.

"Isn't there a movie about that?" she asked.

I told her there was, but I couldn't think of the name.

Then it came to her, "Oh, I remember! Isn't it something like 'Finding Private Nemo'?"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "merk" |