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Favorite this joke I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it.
Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past.
Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.
One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.
Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on."What are you doing?" I asked.
"Well," he replied, "if you're going to be formal, so am I."
Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted."
One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job."
During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him and asked, "Does your dog have a license?"
"No," the man said, "he doesn't need one."
"Yes he does," answered the officer.
"But," said the driver, "I always do all the driving."
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